Catch it Here! Edison's Spoof

You just know this was gonna come out sooner or later. A spoof of the Edison scandal a la CDPRO2 style. Enjoy!

Complaints Choir

I'm sure many of you have heard about the Complaints Choir being made to give up their public performance. Thankfully we have Youtube and the world wide web. Enjoy the clip, lyrics to follow.




We get fined for almost anything
Drivers won't give chance when you want to change lane
The indoors are cold, the outdoors are hot;
And the humid air, it wrecks my hair
Those answering machines always make you hold
Only to hang up on you
When a pregnant lady gets on the train
Everyone pretends to be asleep
I'm stuck with my parents till I'm 35
Cause I can't apply for HDB
We don't recycle any plastic bags
But we purify our pee

*chorus:
What's wrong with Singapore?
Losing always makes me feel so sore
Cause if you're not the best
Then you're just one of the rest
My oh my Singapore
What exactly are we voting for?
What's not expressly permittedis prohibited

"Ooh"

When I'm hungry at the food court,
I seePeople chope seats with their tissue paper
To the auntie staying upstairs:
Your laundry's dripping on my bed sheets
Please don't squat on the toilet seats
And don't clip your nails on MRT
Stray cats get into noisy affairs
At night my neighbor makes weird animal sounds
People put on fake accents to sound posh
And queue up 3 hours for donuts
Will I ever live till eighty fiveto collect CPF?

*chorus

Singaporeans too kiasu! (so scared to lose)
Singaporeans too kiasi! (so scared to die)
Singaporeans too kiabor! (scared of their wives)
Maybe we’re just too stressed out! (even the kids)

"Ooh"

Old National Library was replaced by an ugly tunnel
Singaporean men can’t take independent women
People blow their nose into the swimming pool (and pee too)
And fall asleep on my shoulder in the train
Singapore’s national bird is the crane (the one with yellow steel girders)
Real estate agents’ leaflets clogging up my mailbox (en bloc, en bloc, en bloc, en bloc)
Why can’t we be buried when we die?
No one wants to climb Bukit Timah with me

*chorus

There are not enough public holidays
My neighbor sings KTV all night
Wedding dinners never start on time
My hair is always cut shorter than I want
Channel 5 commercials are way too long
Why do men turn bald?
At first it was to speak more mandarin
Then it was to speak proper English
What’s wrong with my powderful Singlish?
People sit down during rock concerts
We have to pay for tap water at restaurants
ERP gantries are everywhere
But I can still see traffic jams on the road
All the bus stops have tilted benches
Cannot access playboy.com

*chorus

Let's Get it ON!!!

Right I've got some more episodes of American Gladiators for everyone. From the prelims to the finals, think there are some missing episodes though... Didn't manage to find all of it... It's in ascending order, earliest to the latest. Enjoy!



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American Gladiators!

This is what we've all been waiting for... The most kickass show of our childhood is back!! Can anyone name the Gladiators of yester-year? I only remember Nitro and Turbo... Anyway here is the latest episode of American Gladiators!!! Did I mention that Hulk Hogan is hosting it?!!!


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A Nou Camp GY

Leicester Square Exit 2

ie a French GY in London

The shiny dude, the mime and the dipshit

On the rare occasion that I have some time to blog, here are some great videos that you should all check out!

The shiny dude reminds me of a certain pal who's into baby wipes.



This is a really cool live performance of a familiar tune.



To round things up, here's a pretty kickass commercial

Dont't Miss This

No introduction needed. Part II of a trilogy on South Park. Enjoy Imaginationland! Catch it while the video is still there.

League Round Up

Welcome sports fans! It's been an exciting two rounds of Champions League action. Apparently we can't get enough of fantasy soccer and JT acting as commissioner has started a score prediction CL fantasy league. Response was luke-warm during round 1 but has since heated up with everyone from the fantasy experts to the couch pundits taking part. Rules are simple, predict the scores of CL games and get points based on accuracy. All points are decided by the commissioner and there is no impartial referee. Points will never be double-checked and the commissioner cannot be questioned. Points deduction and tabulation is subjected to anything the commissioner decides. All fantasy players have to do is submit their predictions via OPEN email to the GY mailing group before kickoff of each night of CL action.

Let's get done to the action. Round 1 saw little surprises as the big guns came out blazing. Plucky performances by the underdogs did see Rosenborg draw Chelski at Stamford Bridge and Fernerbahce hand Inter Milan an opening night defeat at the Sukru Saracoglu. Results as follows:

Group A
FC Porto 1-1 Liverpool
Marseille 2-0 Besiktas

Group B
Chelsea 1-1 Rosenborg
Schalke 0-1 Valencia

Group C
Olympiakos 1-1 Lazio
Real Madrid 2-1 Werder Bremen

Group D
AC Milan 2-1 Benfica
Shakhtar Donetsk 2-0 Celtic

Group E
Barcelona 3-0 Lyon
Rangers 2-1 Stuttgart

Group F
Roma 2-0 Dynamo Kiev
Sporting Lisbon 0-1 Manchester Utd

Group G
Fenerbahce 1-0 Inter Milan
PSV Eindhoven 2-1 CSKA Moscow

Group H
Arsenal 3-0 Sevilla
Slavia Prague 2-1 Steaua Bucuresti

The first round of fantasy picks saw the commissioner race off to a good start. Surprises included usual fantasy stud Kok at the bottom of the table and fantasy dud Rui coming in a close second. Round 1 standing as follows:

1. KT 36 pts
2. Rui 34 pts
3. Gor 30 pts
4. Beng 25 pts
5. Poh 24 pts
6. Kok 23 pts

* top spot to be crowned World Champion.

Round 2 of CL action provided some surprises with European finalists Liverpool crashing to Marseille at Anfield and plucky Celtic pulling a fast one over defending champions AC. Chelski got their campaign back on track as English teams dominated with the exception of Liverpool. Results and standings as follows:

Group A

Besiktas 0-1 FC Porto
Liverpool 0-1 Marseille

Marseille 6 pts
FC Porto 4 pts
Liverpool 1 pts
Besiktas 0 pts

Group B

Rosenborg 0-2 Schalke 04
Valencia 1-2 Chelsea

Chelsea 4 pts
Valencia 3 pts
Schalke 04 3 pts
Rosenborg 1 pts

Group C

Lazio 2-2 Real Madrid
Werder Bremen 1-3 Olympiakos

Olympiakos 4 pts
Real Madrid 4 pts
Lazio 2 pts
Werder Bremen 0 pts

Group D

Benfica 0-1 Shakhtar Donetsk
Celtic 2-1 AC Milan

Shakhtar Donetsk 6 pts
Celtic 3 pts
AC Milan 3 pts
Benfica 0 pts

Group E

Lyon 0-3 Rangers
Stuttgart 0-2 Barcelona

Barcelona 6 pts
Rangers 6 pts
Stuttgart 0pts
Lyong 0pts

Group F

Dynamo Kiev 1-2 Sporting
Man Utd 1-0 Roma

Man Utd 6 pts
Roma 3 pts
Sporting 3 pts
Dynamo Kiev 0 pts

Group G

CSKA 2-2 Fenerbahce
Inter Milan 2-0 PSV

Fenerbahce 4 pts
Inter Milan 3 pts
PSV 3 pts
CSKA Moscow 1 pts

Group H

Sevilla 4-2 Slavia Prague
Steaua Buacharest 0-1 Arsenal

Arsenal 6 pts
Sevilla 3 pts
Slavia Prague 3 pts
Steaua Buacharest 0 pts

The second round also saw the start of the Championship League. Latecomers to the fantasy game were given a reprieve by the commissioner with their points counting for 1.5 times as much. Promotion and relegation will take place after each CL round. Standings after round two as follows:

Premier League

1. KT 55 pts
2. Beng 52 pts
3. Poh 49 pts
4. Gor 49 pts
5. Rui 49 pts
6. Kok 40 pts (relegated)

Championship

1. Roy 31.5 pts (promoted)
2. JW 25.5 pts
3. Alvin 22.5 pts
4. Des 21 pts
5. Meng 21 pts

* top spot to be crowned World Champion.

A tight race at the top with fantasy stud Kok taking the plunge for after 2 rounds. The race continues. Remember to submit latest predictions by October 23rd. Till the next update, good luck punters!

Catch it while you can

Some video links for everyone out there. Watch them soon, I suspect the videos will be taken down pretty soon.

Family Guy, season 6 premiere. Hilarious spoof of Star Wars. Should appeal to anyone who is into senseless humour... In cast the embedded video doesn't work, here's the link: http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1200863eQcqYEE6?confirmed=1


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A little gem that I discovered while mucking around the net. Vinnie Jones latest work! In case you were thinking that it's another senseless film showing casing Vinnie as a thug, I'm sorry to disappoint. Vinnie actually shows his acting chops in The Riddle. Brothers in UK may have already caught this as the DVD was given out free in The Sunday Mail. Not exactly Oscar material, but well worth a look. Enjoy.



Lastly, I know some of you are huge fans of Heros, so here's my gift to you. Season premiere of season 2 hot off the grill. Don't know how long the video will stay up, so again, catch it while you can. Enjoy.