Halloween 2006 PArTY!!!

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Match report
Day: 7 october
Final - Rainbow Valley (formerly known as Police Academy)
Attendance: 20 (including a dog)

GYFC 2 - 2 GSA FC (Gay Sailors Athletic)

ROYnaldo (17th min) Gay Sailor no.11 (5th min)

Adebayor TOH (40th min) Gay sailor no. 9 (75th min)


















Adebayor showing phantom where STD anonymous normally meets
















Gay sailors


GYFC shook off last weekend's catastrophic performance to gain a point against a stubborn GAY SAILORS, preserving their wonderful 7 match unbeaten run at the Rainbow Valley.

Gay sailors started the match brightly and troubled the new defensive pair of KOKnovaro and Daniel HENGer. A woeful mix-up in the centre almost saw the sailors take the lead right from kick off.

But it didnt take the Visitors long to take the lead. In the fifth minute, No.11 breached the offside trap and beared down on goal. A smart finish gave CuduSEEni no chance. One Nil to the sailors

The GY clicked into gear shortly with RoVINho, Adebayor TOH and EdmilXIANG pulling the strings in midfield. ZI RUIberto and ROYnaldo providing plenty of width.

A wonderful move saw GY equalize in emphatic fashion. Sailors were undone by a smart one-two with RoVINho smuggling the ball to Del HAOno. His cross was connected by an eccentric effort by POHdolski. The ball came off the cross bar and ROYnaldo was on hand to smash the ball into the net. One all. Game on.

Euphoria of the equaliser swung GY into more good work. Del HAOno hitting the crossbar from a ROYnaldo corner. The five man midfield had a stranglehold in the middle. The sailors were looking lacklustre.

It was inevitable that GY took the lead and deservedly so. A half cleared corner was met with a sweet volley by Adebayor TOH. The left-footed strike nestled in the back of the net to give the GYs 2-1 lead.

Several switches made at half-time seemed to have disrupted the GY's rythme. And a sailors equaliser was forthcoming.

A mix-up outside the penalty box ceded possesion to no.5 who squared to no.11 who finished with aplomb. 2-2.

GY made more changes and sent on PHANTOM GY to have stab at winning the game.

GY PHANTOM lacked match fitness and had just recovered from spells of Gonorhea and Syphilis which saw him sidelined for a lengthy period. The rest of GYFC were given clear instructions not to come into contact with Phantom's groin area amidst fears that STD was airborne.

At the final whistle sailors were elated at having stole a point while GY players were glad they did not come into contact with Phantom.

I Might Sleep with Jessica Simpson

I am prepared to go on the record as saying, "I think I would have sex with Jessica Simpson". Now before you judge me, hear me out. I know people perceive Jessica Simpson as a little "bimbotic" and the whole "I was married to Nick 'one hit wonder' Lachey" bit doesn't help my cause, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t engage "in coitus with her".

Now go ahead and think what you want, but I have given this a great deal of thought and I think I just might do it. I mean given the chance, of course. It’s really none of your business anyway, but I’m just letting you guys know for the record. It’s not like I am out searching for her and trying to make it happen, but I'm just saying if her naked body fell into my lap, I don’t think I would turn her down.

Some of you may think I am crazy about this whole "having sex with Jessica Simpson" thing. You might be questioning my willingness to admit to something like this. But the bottom line is that I think I would have sex with her! Now, those who know me are probably thinking that I am just bullshiting again, but not this time. This is something I have considered seriously. Really! I have weighed the pros and cons, and it looks like I would do her.

At this point, I am sure many will ask "Why her?" That’s a good question, and the answer is simple. She’s very FOXY! Call me shallow, call me a GY, but that is really the only reason I have for saying I would do her.

Don't get me wrong; there were a few things that made me question my my conclusion; for example, the whole husband fiasco was really hard to get past. The fact that she was married to that douchebag really made me ponder about the whole issue. In the end, Jessica Simpson is still foxy and I feel I could look past her failed marriage while I explored her body. Another reason I questioned my decision is that no-talent sister of hers, Ashlee Simpson. You know the one who can't make up her mind if she's cute/gothic/rock/pop? I don’t know about you, but just the chance that I would think of her sister while I was trying to engage in sexual congress with Jessica Simpson almost broke the deal. But in the end, Jessica Simpson is still foxy, so I think I could block her out of my head for a couple minutes (seconds) while I go about the act.

I am still struggling with my decision right now. I just think having sex with her is something I would not mind doing. Both of us are single right now, and I think I should be a notch above Nick Lachey. So if having sex with Jessica Simpson were an option, I would do it! I think? I mean it is only a few minutes out of my life, and I could say, "Hey I fucked Jessica Simpson". And that would be alright. I have had much worse prospects before...

After all that, your next question might be, "Hey Poh, since you said you will probably have sex with Jessica Simpson, where would you do it?" Good question. I haven't really given it much though but just off the top of my head I’ve put together a list of places where we could have sex:

• against a wall (preferably a kitchen wall)
• the back seat of my Nissan
• a temple (for religious reasons)
• on a bedroom floor (really doesn’t matter whose)
• bathtub (same as above)
• the beach
• bed with a mirror above it
• backstage of at a performance of "Dim Sum Dollies" (I support the Arts)
• on a carpet (clean)
• in JB
• in a dark cave
• in a classroom at my alma mater
• in a conference room at my office
• desert (on a blanket of course)
• the kitchen floor (see point about bedroom floor)
• a SAF hammock
• on the hood of my Nissan
• in the sea then back on the boat deck
• in the jungle (I'm nostalgic about SAF)
• outside against a car (any), then on the ground, then in the "longkang" (in that order)
• in the rain
• at Nanyang lake
• in the bed she lost her virginity in
• in a standard shower cubicle
• in KL
• the back of a pick-up truck
• standing (I can hold her up)
• a storeroom at Courts (just a thought)
• my brother’s room
• in BKK
• in a GV movie theater
• my friend's bed (just to piss him off)

Of course this list is not conclusive. Just off the top of my head that's all. There may be other places that I want to have sex with Jessica Simpson at, I think...

So there you have it. I think I might have sex with Jessica Simpson if the situation presented itself. I’m not going to pursue it, but if it happens, I probably wouldn’t turn it down. Then again, maybe I would...

Cheers Leh

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Make Love, Not Warcraft

I'm sure most GYs will remember WC3 fondly.
Here's the super kickass SouthPark episode called Make Love, Not Warcraft.
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Why asian guys can't get white girls

If you have the time this is definitely worth a watch. Explains everything, sort of...